Wait, wha...?

Okay, it's been a few hours. I've been watching american idol auditions that were bad. Real bad. One real big lady did the song from the Wizard of Oz that the Cowardly Lion sings. It was bad. Real bad. I'm hooked. But WAIT! Did Sanj-what's his face get booted? Why did I not hear of this?! I got hooked, and like any other drug, I was only let down in the end...